When it's registering as zero outside does that mean there is no weather? And if there is no weather, wouldn't that mean that the weather can be anything I want it to be? And if it is whatever I want it to be can it be oh, say, 75?
Until my theory proves itself to be true, I'll just stay here under my blankets with my sixteen layers on, snuggling with the cat and drinking lots of hot beverages. Hubby can fend for himself.