So nice to see you again little buddy, what a naughty little gnome you are for running off without telling a soul. I hope you enjoyed your travels. I hope you were able to do some real soul-searching while you were out there. Good to see you made home.
Soul-searching...pssh. He was livin' the good life! Booze, girl-gnomes, gambling. I hope he'll be content with just gardening from now on and quit sneaking off.
He can join a support group, but only if it meets at our place. Grant can be the leader...he's good at staying where he's put. Although I'm kind of afraid if he meets other traveling gnomes, he'll get funny ideas. That Gary...
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hmmm...wonder where HE came from? :) Good thing he doesn't have a sun burn... being all warm where he came from and everything..
So nice to see you again little buddy, what a naughty little gnome you are for running off without telling a soul. I hope you enjoyed your travels. I hope you were able to do some real soul-searching while you were out there. Good to see you made home.
Soul-searching...pssh. He was livin' the good life! Booze, girl-gnomes, gambling. I hope he'll be content with just gardening from now on and quit sneaking off.
ahh, so he's like the prodigal son; came home to humbly submit to his chosen destiny.
maybe you should think about sending him to AA or find him some runaway gnome support group
He can join a support group, but only if it meets at our place. Grant can be the leader...he's good at staying where he's put. Although I'm kind of afraid if he meets other traveling gnomes, he'll get funny ideas. That Gary...
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